Shalom count on the invisible
Shalom your Shabbat must be
Shalom a smile 2 you from me
Shalom what a beautiful greeting
Shalom our Almighty YHVH is
Shalom is what HE brings us
And husband bought a car.
I am using it in my everyday – working mobile ya!
Ha – and going between different homes, different people ….
“And which car is
this?”
“How old is it?”“Where did you buy it?”
Just a transport
between different points…not at all Biblical gentlemen!! Them cars – nope not
at all!!
Gentlemen am gonna
apply the title – dictator 2 bee
In Denmark – no no
gotta bee all around the entire globe – yaaaa, dictator of the entire merry go
round, uhm title a giant me think, might follow with needle and ribbon ………..ya
green indeed. Decree to typos gentlemen you bet, from the very moment in car
such thing forbidden as a
Back gear!!!
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Gentlemen at the
top of the letter from insurance company is written: ”dear super elite
chauffeur”
People that have
been member without damaging the car, excellent drivers got such a letter
Yea and me!!
You see, wife in
house her had few tiny accidents, had to contact insurance company, they were
to pay. And doing this one is to pay much more money each month for being a
member in the insurance company – many different companies, but just about the
same in structure, and payment
Yup, and insurance
were signet in the name of husband – that will be ages ago and few, as I wrote,
tiny accident ……..Hm or ……..approximately!!!
Episode with a car
driving in front me, the car was showing – with the light on the side – that
the person was just about to turn to the right – and I have no idea what this
is in the English language gentlemen.
HEY! I parked the
car perfect once! Just nearly most perfect parked car one could ever imagine
gentlemen.
Ya – at work there
was this emergency call. Had to go fast, one never knows what caused a call.
Hey ho we go fast and turbo we go, out of car, and as I open the door I notice
that the beautiful white line and the car are perfectly parallel – ah and up to
the elderly lady
………finishing
whatever was to do, returning car, a lady stopping her car – just right at my
side – opening her window and says:
“Next time it is
much better if you park the car NEXT to the road instead were we are opposed to
drive”…
Okay – some park
the car, perfectly and everything and then we are some that throw a car
You bet I am very,
extremely carefully in exactly where I park – I gotta be able to get out of
there
Smiles, you see
gentlemen, best without using the back gear
Ya and there were
the evening I was going after fuel!
Was evening was
closed, and car was filled with gasoline – and ……As I was driving I heard a…something – looked towards the gasoline pump – almost dark not able to see anything, but the noise were kind a loud – drove back to the pump
Sigh!!
Entire pump were
moved several centimeters. Gasoline station was as told closed; I knocked on
the door to the owner……fuel pipe was wrapped around the hook to Carrie a
trailer,,,, strong little Morris Mascot – no details what so ever about the
head shaking husband
Container service!
I tried once to move a container. Success, oh ya but the car! I tell ya, 1,5 –
2 meters it went, AND I plowed a few edge tiles pavement – 60 – 100 kilos a
piece – sigh – container 8 X 2,5 meter – the car did never become car again
Container service
is not recommendable gentlemen!
Ahh think that was
the reason husband signed contract with the insurance company – expand it a
little
Insurance became
too expencive and husband changed car to his wife’s name – this wife – nowadays
receives the noteworthy letter with the words: ”dear super elite chauffeur”
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At this point of
time you might have a slightly idea why I don’t claim to be a perfect driver,
nor do I claim to be a perfect someone to park the driving device with whatever
name it may have
But perhaps you
can understand why I try to disqualify back gear – and furthermore claim it to
be such thing like unbiblical
You see
Smiles
In Bible such
thing as going back – nope, sure thing not recommendable
But forward we go
ONLY
Forth the word in
progress ya go
HA!
Entire universe
are moving, all the time
Round and round
here we go
Just mankind that
likes to stay in Egypt under the whip!!
Ahh comfort zone my
pleasure!
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Æææææ gentlemen,
do you think I should begin advertising for a driver, I mean, it is proper for
a world dictator having a private chauffeur!!
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